You're tearing me apart Lisa!!!!!?

Ever since I told my future wife Lisa that I didn't get this promotion, she's been acting strange. She got me drunk and we had sex and then she told her mom that I hit her, which is bullshit! I didn't hit her! I did naaaaauuuuuuut! Anyway, I was on the roof of my apartment and I saw my best friend Mark and he asked me if girls liked to cheat like guys do, which I didn't think anything of at the time. Then this kid Denny, a kid who's always at our house and likes to watch Lisa and I have sex, told me he also loved Lisa and I told him it was fine. Then we all went downstairs and wore expensive tuxedos and threw a football at each other. Then Lisa had a party for my birthday. She invited all my friends! What a great idea! Then I caught her and Mark dancing together and she told me she was bored with me and loved Mark! Mark and me fought and I told him he was chicken cheep cheep chep cheep! Then I threw the TV out the window and threw all of Lisa's clothes on the floor. Everybody betray me! I'm fed up with this world!